Watch the Tram Car Please

There are many people who work in the airport; my favorite are the electric cart drivers. IAH is one of the largest, most annoying airports in our system and home to some of the most exciting cart drivers. There is a gentleman who says in his low man voice "caaaaaaart" as he cruises the terminal; a cute little old lady who screams "'scuse the cart!". My all time favorite cart driver is in Newark and he has a clown car horn with a small Elmo doll that sits on the dash board. Apparently, cart-related injuries inside the terminal is the most dangerous aspect of flying. It never ceases to amaze me how oblivious people are to the world around them in the airport and on the plane.