Thursday, October 29, 2015

You know you're from New Jersey when...

you have a nightmare about pumping your own gas.


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Tuesday, August 25, 2015

That just happened

A very panicked new hired just called me "m'am". She needed to ask how to get to the parking office.

Welcome to 31 years old, where you are no longer a miss, but m'am.

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Monday, August 17, 2015

Intestinal Distress

I made the epic mistake of eating some salad and other airplane food goodies coming home from the Dominican Republic Saturday.  I was only good for one day, and was assigned a high time turn no less.  Having absolutely nothing in my pantry, I figured I would gorge myself on plane food, which normally doesn't have such lingering consequences.  Wrong.  Lesson learned.  No fresh fruit and veggies washed with tap water in the Caribbean.   Lesson learned!