Friday, July 18, 2014

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Dear IAD Starbucks in baggage claim,

I ordered a short latte with soy. You gave me a short latte with whole milk.

This did not make for a pleasant date experience planned for later that day. My stomach was in total disarray, and was very not cute.

I'm mad at you and will tell all my friends to be mad at you too.

Love always,

Via iPhone

Monday, July 14, 2014

Hot Stuff!

A bit ago, I kept telling a single friend of mine that we have to go out because I talk to strangers.

Well apparently, strangers talk to me.

I'm at the airport, in the non-rev special, and a cute FO headed to LIS started talking to me, for no real reason. "Looks like it's going to storm" was his opening line. I was a bit green because in my seven years, I've never been to LIS.

As I was going through security, the cute 20-something TSA agent put my bag on the conveyor belt for me, and said that there are still manors and chivalry in the world. Now I can vouch for it!

And before I even embarked on my journey, I was told "If you don't love yourself, you cannot love others. You will not be able to love others. If you have no compassion for yourself then you are not able of developing compassion for others." - Dalai Lama

I must love me a lot!

Via iPhone

Monday, July 7, 2014

This is NOT a large! (I want a liter of iced tea!)

Dear PHL Dunkin Donuts,

I hate your stinking guts. You're the scum between my toes. You make me vomit!

No boxes for munchkins, no lemon wedges, charged me for a large iced tea when clearly this (insert picture here) is medium.

AND no employee discount.

Oh how I long for the nice ladies at the Secret Dunks in baggage claim, terminal C, EWR.


Via iPhone