I'm Going to AA

No, I am not going to Alcoholics Anonymous (though I do know a few of you who should be, and of course I would go for moral support). Rather, I'm off to airport alert. That's the third time this month for those of you keeping track. I'd love to bring my laptop to pass the time, work on my recurrent flight attendant training; but, if they send me someplace very south (Mexico, Peru) security there will confiscate it. Hopefully they'll send me someplace cool and I'll have a fabulous story to share when I get back days from now. Only time will tell.