There were many memorable things that happened on these 6 days off and the following are clips of my favorite.
Scene: Allie, my cousin, and I have been drinking for three hours. We meet creepy guy at the bar and give him our numbers. Creepy guy walks away.
Allie: I can't believe you just gave him your real number.
Lysser: Fuck! But I don't think he'll call.
(he so totally called two days later and is so totally creepy... if you flip through the contacts in my phone, he's No.)
Scene: Jose and I are driving through Bayonne, NJ, on a busy, four lane highway at an intersection. There's a threesome of Jewish boys walking on the opposite side of our drag, complete with yarmulkes.
Lysser: Jose, look! There are your people.
Jose: *rolls down window* REPRESENT!
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