1. I got the iPhone. I investigated the new Storm, not nearly as cool.
2. I have found Fictitious; his name is Edward Cullen.
3. drinking + texting = so not a good idea
4. When I do shots, my pinkie waves at full mast as if it were high tea with the queen. Awesome. Oh, and I love Jager.
5. Not a single trip has gone out with a reserve in days, which makes me feel pretty good about only having 45 hours for the month. That's probably as much as you worked last week.