Sunday, March 9, 2008


Here in the state of New Jersey, we have the Department of Youth and Family Services, aka DYFS, and they handle child abuse and those sorts of things. I frequently tell my mother that I am going to report her to said authority; she usually hands me the phone. Now that I have airport arrest AGAIN tomorrow afternoon (in terminal A!), I'm wondering if I can threaten scheduling the same way...

1 comment:

Stephanie said...

i love you, but you're not a minor.

that's what my parents told me when i turned 18 and tried to threaten them with child services.

which was better than their response when i was a minor: "here's a quarter, call someone who gives a shit."