On my last layover in London Gatwick, a few of the flight attendants and I went to the super market to grab something for dinner. One of the guys was smoking a cigarette on the way back; a little person was coming our way. When she got closer, she stepped to the side, and in a horrid tone asked him to please be careful with his cigarette... as if he would purposefully burn her! It was just one of those things that made you stop and wonder, followed by a fit of laughter.
Maybe you had to be there.