K (BFF for reals): Tell him your a flight attendant!!!
And if you're wondering, it works.
Best part of my job? Its always a sunny day at 35,000 ft. The following describes my life, it's glamour, and the glory of being a flight attendant for a legacy airline. You're jealous... I can tell.
Apparently there's high demand for salad cream (yum!), Irish breakfast tea, digestives, and for a mere $8.99 a bottle of black currant juice... in Suffolk County...